This gets me EVERY TIME.

arrestedwesteros:

Clerk: Do you want a cage for that?

GOB: No, I’m a magician.

(Walks into glass door)

GOB: What is your return policy, by the way?

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submission from devancho

this

humansofnewyork:

“If you could give one piece of advice, what would it be?”
“Be in love.”
“How many times have you been in love?”
“Once.”

And then he walked away. 

newsweek:

“Let it be that human rights are women’s rights and women’s rights are human rights, once and for all.”

calivintage:

The Cut.

calivintage:

vanillascented.